Ok, so it's not my original mood ring, that one I'm pretty sure it's lost forever in the infinity of my old back garden. Which is what happens when your feet grow, and your steps don't mach the original steps on your treasure map, 'cause you are a freak of nature and only are 5'5" and your feet are 11 (wo).
Mood rings are phenomenal, or at least I find them phenomenal. I have been intensely attracted to them since I was about 4 years old. Back then it was the closest thing to actual magic I had I guess. I was mesmerized by that little "diamond like" stones (yes those were my words according to the embarrassing story behind my deep adoration of mood rings).
I still love mood rings, they make me uncommonly happy. I still don't understand why. I guess that in almost all great moments of my life I have worn a mood ring. An plus the jokiest stores/museums/fairs/people have mood rings.
They are part of one of my biggest frustrations. My I-was-born-in-the-wrong-era frustration. No offense to my generation, but we all are kinda decepticons. We are (mostly) filled with indifference. We have a terrible fashion sense, I mean look at the 70's & 80's that was fashion dude! xD That was music (sorta), those were hair do's, those were toys, those were movies, those were tv shows! 'cmon! Next, Pimp my ride, super sweet sixteen, gossip girl?! those are our shows?! I mean BG was nothing on STO... it's good but not as good. The best SW movies were made in that era.
Side note; I have only meet one person who loved mood rings as much as I do, but he know grew out of them. And he turned out to be a quite not-some person. I'm soo afraid I'll grow up too and my heart will die... I don't want my heart to die! get the reference? if you doo I luv you!
fyi I'm yellow right know, though for the last 12 hrs or so I have been "horny" xD lol... yep... mood rings are so bizarre
Ok... so I include a the lyrics of a song about emotional girls & mood rings, which I honestly adore, 'cause we've proven that not even that helps... xD
Mood Ring- Relient K
We all know the girls that i am talking about
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only question's when they'll blow up
And they'll blow up
We know that without a doubt
Cause they're those girls,
Yeah, you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them
And i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking, just what they're thinking
She's soprettybut she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy its depressing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring
If its drama you want then look no further
They're like "The Real World"
meets "Boy Meets World"
meets "Days of Our Lives"
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
And i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking, just what they're thinking
She's soprettybut she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring
Cause when it's black it means watch you back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green, it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear, it means she's completely emotionless
(and that's alright, i must confess)
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you wednesday, but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's Jekyll, then she's Hyde... at least she makes a lovely pair
mood ring, oh, mood ring
oh, tell me, will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
(Huh, that was terrible)
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